Getting Joyful In Two Minutes Even If Your Weekend Was As Easy As Moonwalking in Flippers
1.“How did the workaholic react when they won the lottery? They asked if they could transfer the winnings into vacation days instead of cash!”
2.“What do you call a robot that takes the scenic route? A Roomba with a sense of adventure!”
3.“Why is the AI cold? It left its Windows open!”
4.“Why did the AI-generated landscape painting become famous? Because it had a knack for capturing the “byte-iful” scenery!”
5.“Why did the client bring a ladder to the meeting? They wanted to reach new heights in their demands!”
6.“How many film directors does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but they’ll need 20 takes to get the lighting just right!”
7.“Why did the writer always carry a pen and paper? Because they never wanted to miss a “write” moment!”
8.“How does a comedian react to feedback on their jokes? They take it with a grain of salt and a punchline in return!”
9.“How does a husband react when his wife asks for a list of chores? He suddenly becomes an expert at selective hearing!”
10.“What did one ocean say to the other ocean? “I’m really attracted to you. You make my tides turn!”
Have a nice day!))
